![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As usual, her comments are infused with a Southern flair, be it a recipe for bourbon-soaked baked ham, the "Sunday-afternoon drop-in," or prefacing awful comments with "bless her heart." Fans of Rivenbark's biting humor will not be disappointed with this latest offering. 2013 Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank. Further topics include restroom etiquette, where Rivenbark advises men to "not tap your toes in a stall," as "such behavior could turn you into a Republican congressman" dealing with rude or lousy drivers on the road and even proper Facebook behavior. Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects in Bless Your Heart, Tramp. Rivenbark grapples with important issues like discord between married Duke and North Carolina basketball fans the office co-worker running a "cake scam" and "unsolicited hugging." She decries etiquette degenerates like air travel's "Entitled Recline Monster" a woman so devoted to her politics she campaigns at funerals and the slow-moving grocery store shoppers she dubs Saunteringus malingerus. Southern humorist Rivenbark applies her trademark wit to answering modern-day dilemmas of etiquette in what is decidedly "not your mama's etiquette guide." She addresses everything from table manners in a section titled "That's Not a Salad Fork, You Stupid Bitch" to dealing with pushy, bragging moms or, even worse, moms who refuse to vaccinate their children. ![]()
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